andreea from the mighty lands of the transsexual transylvania. liverpoop,the hawks and some others. better than you but i'll still talk to you if you have good taste in stuff. also if your brain needs reconfiguration i'll be happy to help you


i’m quitting this college shit to become a stand up comedian

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My guinea pig is walking the dog

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I’d care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.


"My son tells me, ‘Do you realize you are the last one? The last person who was an eyewitness to the golden age?’ Young people, even in Hollywood, ask me, ‘Were you really married to Humphrey Bogart?’ ‘Well, yes, I think I was,’ I reply. You realize yourself when you start reflecting — because I don’t live in the past, although your past is so much a part of what you are — that you can’t ignore it. But I don’t look at scrapbooks. I could show you some, but I’d have to climb ladders, and I can’t climb,"

R.I.P Lauren Bacall (1924-2014)

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Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

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Claude Giroux // hostile_goose

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